Finding Inner Peace

For years I have read about people trying to find inner peace. They try to find it in various ways. Some go on pilgrimages to shrines and other holy places. Some people meditate. Some sleep a lot. Others take short vacations, while still others prefer longer times away from work. Still others recommend solitude.

I think I have found the secret to inner peace. A television psychologist recently appeared on Oprah Winfrey and said the secret inner peace is to finish things you start. Today I finished two bags of cookies, a pizza a small box of chocolate candy and two candy bars. Then I gave the finger to someone who was riding my bumper on the freeway. I feel more peaceful already.