You Might Be A Terrorist If.....

You might be a terrorist if you accept after hours credit card phone solicitations from strangers with foreign accents.

You might be a terrorist if your mother can field strip a rocket launcher in under a minute.

You might be a terrorist if your girlfriend stores diesel fuel and fertilizer under her bed for you.

You might be a terrorist if you think sex with 50 virgins after your death is better than sex with a woman while you are both living.

You might be a terrorist if you can think of 50 uses for pins saved from exploded hand grenades.

You might be a terrorist if you have read a book on digging tunnels.

You might be a terrorist if you have ever visited the United States without going through Customs.

You might be a terrorist if you ever plotted to overthrow your kindergarten teacher.