You Might Be A Terrorist If.....

You Might Be A Terrorist If.....

You might be a terrorist if you carry bomb-making instructions in your wallet.

You might be a terrorist if you have an autographed picture of Sadam Hussein.

You might be a terrorist if you have a tattoo that says, "I Love Osama" or "Israel Sucks!"

You might be a terrorist if you can make bandages with your turban.

You might be a terrorist if you know five places in your town where you can hide indifinately.

You might be a terrorist if you can dig a tunnel with a spoon.

You might be a terrorist if you have a Humvee on blocks in your backyard.

You might be a terrorist if you have ever used your rifle as a backscratcher.

You might be a terrorist if your favorite color is camouflage.