French Women

I recently saw an advertisement for two books about French Women. One had in the title that French women do not get fat. The other said they were for all seasons. First of all, I cannot imagine books about French women selling many copies in the US.
The subject suggested to me that there might be more creative titles in this area, such as one about French women needing to bathe. And one about French women not shaving their pits. How about French women as winos? Or French women's breaths smelling like snails. French women for all seasons? How about French women for salt, or pepper, or hot pepper. Those are seasons or seasonings, I guess. I suppose every nationality has pros and cons, but one about the French seemed to invite arrows.