Brother Bill Again

My brother, Bill, was recently invited by his friend George to go with him to a show, where George was performing. Bill says George is a fantastic juggler, and makes a few extra bucks by getting little juggling jobs by advertising on Craig's List. So Bill thought it would be interesting to see George's show and went with him.

On the way to George's juggling job, they got stopped for speeding by a cop in a small town. They talked to the cop and he was a nice guy, and in the process of giving George a warning ticket, when he saw some of the knives George uses in his act on the back seat of the car. The cop put his hand on his holstered gun and told George there was a problem. George explained he was a juggler on the way to a local part to put on his act and offered to prove it by juggling the knives.

The policeman agreed to watch George do some sample juggling of knives, and they went behind the car for the demonstration. Bill said George was amazing and was juggling six knives at one time. Bill was standing on the sidewalk along with several locals, watching George do his stuff, when one of the local men, shook his head in amazement and said, "I can't believe how difficult they are making these sobriety tests!"