Philosophy 101 And Reality

Reality

Reality is Mind.
Reality is Matter.
If I could know Reality,
I wouldn't use this patter.

Reality, Reality, there's nothing like Reality

It's just a criminality, that's said to be finality.

Those who believe in it, say it's gain.
Those who don't, contend it's pain.
Where's the fence between the twain?

Guess I'll just remain insane,
And eat my flies, wingless, plain,
Unsalted by Reality.