Things Not To Do During The Holiday Weekend

Humor In Doing Nothing

1. Give a virus to a computer.
2. Ask for a price check at the dollar store.
3. Play pin the tail on a wild pig.
4. Wonder why there is no such thing as rye cookies.
5. Trap a wolverine in a cardboard box.
6. Try not to think about things that are better left unthought.
7. Check to see if I have any moles on my back.
8. Talk back to my other personality.