Email Names

On a whim today, I took some time to look at my Bulk Mail Folder, which contains the junk emails my ISP automatically deletes for me. There was a special junk email there from a Whistling Panging. As Shakespeare said, "What's in a name?" When it comes to junk emails, apparently everything. Do these people think we won't notice that they have assumed weird names and automatically delete them? Do they not know that they false names they are picking are not even near common names and therefore subject to suspicion?

As Forrest Gump said, "That's all I have to say about that." I need to go and see what my old buddy Whistling Panging has to tell me.