Giant Inventory Clearance
The sign said, "Giant Inventory Clearance!!!" I wondered who would want to buy a giant. The radio ad advertised that the company had allowed themselves to become overstocked on framistans, so they were having a big sale to get rid of the excess. I worried about the company and if it was in danger of going down the tubes. Not!
How stupid do they think we are? Does this multi-million dollar company's advertising people expect us to believe they ordered replacement stock before they sold down their existing inventory to an acceptable level? Are they admitting they are so stupid they do not know the exact number of cars, mattresses or widgets they have in stock at any minute of the day? Do they think we do not know they have software which keeps track of these things and makes the information available with a computer keystroke?
Car dealers can at any day sell off excess inventory at an auction, and they do this frequently. They also advertise that they have sold so many new cars, they have allowed themselves to be overstocked with creampuff used cars that will make our mouths water. They also increase inventory by buying cars at auctions. I guess they do think we are fools. Owners of car dealerships can be some of the richest people in the community. They can become very successful when they have the right hook to bring us sheep into their dealerships. An area man started small by advertising that eggs and his cars were both cheaper in the country. His company now owns many dealerships, none of which continue the original cheaper in the country slogan, which pulled in many, many buyers. Today he is no longer doing business in the country. The city moved out to his dealerships.
There have been so many recent advances in mattress design and construction that my mind is boggled. And all of these advances are sold as the best (and it turns out, some of the most expensive) available. It seems as though they are also always having a sale. However, one local manufacturer has made a place in the mattress business by advertising their mattresses are made locally, using solid workmanship and heavier materials, which we can observe in the factory. His ads state there are no games, just reasonable prices and a quality product. He seems to have struck a chord with many who are tired of the old B.S. and just want some truth in advertising.
So there you have it. Right off the top of my head. Some of what I wrote is bad, and hopefully, some of it is good. You see, I had these excess words and needed an inventory clearance to get rid of some of them. I can give you a real deal on some overstocked humorous words.
How stupid do they think we are? Does this multi-million dollar company's advertising people expect us to believe they ordered replacement stock before they sold down their existing inventory to an acceptable level? Are they admitting they are so stupid they do not know the exact number of cars, mattresses or widgets they have in stock at any minute of the day? Do they think we do not know they have software which keeps track of these things and makes the information available with a computer keystroke?
Car dealers can at any day sell off excess inventory at an auction, and they do this frequently. They also advertise that they have sold so many new cars, they have allowed themselves to be overstocked with creampuff used cars that will make our mouths water. They also increase inventory by buying cars at auctions. I guess they do think we are fools. Owners of car dealerships can be some of the richest people in the community. They can become very successful when they have the right hook to bring us sheep into their dealerships. An area man started small by advertising that eggs and his cars were both cheaper in the country. His company now owns many dealerships, none of which continue the original cheaper in the country slogan, which pulled in many, many buyers. Today he is no longer doing business in the country. The city moved out to his dealerships.
There have been so many recent advances in mattress design and construction that my mind is boggled. And all of these advances are sold as the best (and it turns out, some of the most expensive) available. It seems as though they are also always having a sale. However, one local manufacturer has made a place in the mattress business by advertising their mattresses are made locally, using solid workmanship and heavier materials, which we can observe in the factory. His ads state there are no games, just reasonable prices and a quality product. He seems to have struck a chord with many who are tired of the old B.S. and just want some truth in advertising.
So there you have it. Right off the top of my head. Some of what I wrote is bad, and hopefully, some of it is good. You see, I had these excess words and needed an inventory clearance to get rid of some of them. I can give you a real deal on some overstocked humorous words.
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