Conspiracy

There is a vile plot afoot. A conspiracy, which many of us do not have a clue about. It has to do with the defective things we have all around us. I have discovered this plot, and told them about it when I went to the bank this past Saturday.

My wallet is defective. It leaks money. I go to the bank and put new money in it all the time, but it just seems to leak out on its own, with no hint of where it all went. Years ago, I had the same problem with the cases of bottled beer I bought. Somehow the tops popped off and the beer leaked out or evaporated into thin air.

If you watch carefully, you will see plenty of other examples of leakage in your everyday life. My latest observation was that I have a leaky refrigerator. Of course, I also have a teenage son. Examples are all around us. There is a vile plot afoot.