More Things I Do Not Plan To Do Today

Here are some more things I decided not to plan to do today.
1. Spit into the wind.
2. Honk repeatedly while driving behind a group of Hells Angels.
3. Tease a rattlesnake. Perhaps something to save for tomorrow.
4. Gargle with sauerkraut. Could make a nice sound.
5. Swim naked in a pool filled with Piranaha. That hurts to even think about.
6. Tease a rattlesnake.
7. Stand under a flock of seagulls. Look Honey, it's snowing!
8. Swallow a spider. Cause it would probably tickle.
9. Roll in Poison Ivy.
10. Play Russian Roulette. I don't own a gun.