Bad Ideas For Greeting Cards

Things you never see on greeting cards.

Happy Anniversary!
How could you marry someone with such bad breath!
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Get well soon.
You need to get back to work cause you owe me money.
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Sorry to hear
That your dog attacked a skunk.
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
If I were boring,
I'd be like you.
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Life is like an onion...
You peel away one layer,
And there's still more tears.
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We've been friends for years.
Frankly, I wonder why.