Even More Things I Do Not Plan To Do Today

1. Invent an onion-flavored toothpaste.
2. Pronounce "Nuclear" as "new-cu-ler".
3. Eat a gravysickle (frozen gravy on a stick).
4. Walk on broken glass.
5. Stick my tongue into an electric socket.
6. Stick my tongue onto a frozen flag pole.
7. Throw rocks at a hornet's nest or a grizzly bear.
8. Tug on superman's cape.
9. Have "Hiney" tatooed on one buttock.
10. Have "Git er done" tatooed on the other buttock.