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Some Things I Do Not Plan To Do Today
1. Don't plan not to do some things today.
2. Pee over my apartment balcony.
3. Drive the legal speed limit. To do so would mean I would be passed by everyone on the road.
4. Kiss a frog.
5. Kiss a toad.
6. Kiss off.
7. Estimate the Statue Of Liberty's bra size.