Today
Things I Do Not Plan To Do Today
1. Go to the zoo and smell the Elephant House.
2. Then go to the aquarium and tease the killer whales through the glass.
3. Put a mouse in my shorts.
4. Sneeze the Theme From Shaft.
5. Sneeze Chopsticks.
6. Eat an onion sandwich.
7. Get on a crowded elevator and say, "Hope it doesn't crash."
8. Step on every sidewalk crack.
9. Dance the night away.
10. Pull the mask of the Lone Ranger.
1. Go to the zoo and smell the Elephant House.
2. Then go to the aquarium and tease the killer whales through the glass.
3. Put a mouse in my shorts.
4. Sneeze the Theme From Shaft.
5. Sneeze Chopsticks.
6. Eat an onion sandwich.
7. Get on a crowded elevator and say, "Hope it doesn't crash."
8. Step on every sidewalk crack.
9. Dance the night away.
10. Pull the mask of the Lone Ranger.
posted by The Joker at 10:11 AM
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